ruffboijuliaburnsides:
“absolxguardian:
“ruffboijuliaburnsides:
“I was gonna say “what you think he had insurance???” but 1) at least in the early aughts to mid-teens, NY was one of the less excruciating states to get medicaid in, and 2) he was a...

ruffboijuliaburnsides:

absolxguardian:

ruffboijuliaburnsides:

I was gonna say “what you think he had insurance???” but 1) at least in the early aughts to mid-teens, NY was one of the less excruciating states to get medicaid in, and 2) he was a minor and it’s a LOT easier to get medicaid for a minor, especially when said minor’s legal guardians are retirees on fixed incomes I’d wager.

So yeah they’re all just fuckin dumbasses! I love them.

This is why I think it would be peak comedy for the radioactive spider to be of a non-venomous species and for there to be a scene of a new Peter Parker/Spiderperson looking up the spider’s features or posting a photo to an identification subbredit before being informed of the fact that nothing will happen

entemologist reddit: oh yeah, that one’s venom isn’t strong enough to cause anything other than a bit of localized pain at the bite site, no worries.

Peter Parker the next morning, stuck to his ceiling: Well someone fucking LIED!!!!

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another poem excerpt! less hozier-y but I still like it! (just before I compare the growing of my soul to a venus flytrap, btw)

hozier but also not hozier maybe it’s just me this time but yeah I also vibe with this not to pat myself on the back but I think this is pretty neat also I think the crows in my neighborhood are at war with the construction workers may the crows fight the good fight and may they reign victorious I love my crow overlords wow these tags detailed quickly lol

holyfuckingweed:

janethelabrador:

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was writing an angsty poem this morning about wanting someone you can’t have but wanting them anyways, and I was briefly possessed by hozier while writing the last lines hehe

YOU COULD’VE SAID THAT THIS WAS A PART OF ONE OF HOZIER’S SONGS AND I WOULDN’T HAVE BATTED AND EYE WTF THESE ARE SO GOOD??!!!

Omg thank you???? That’s so nice??? I’m a writer in my free time so literally ahhhhh thank you

brb guys I’m fucking crying that’s literally so nice I hate being in my feels but if this is what comes out of it mayhaps I should be in them more often??

nyansense-the-nyanbinary:

katie-mcgrath:

Is it all right to hit a Nazi unprovoked?

also, not to detract from the point

but nazi rhetoric is in itself violence

it is not unprovoked, it is defensive

because nazi rhetoric is inherently violent.

punch a nazi. they’re telling people to do worse to you.

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